1. You are always right in their mind.
2. You don't have to do their laundry.
3. They save you money on heating bills in the winter when they sleep on the bed.
4. They're always glad to see you, whether you've been gone a week, or a minute.
5. They eat whatever you give them, and don't complain if its late.
6. In their eyes, you always look beautiful.
7. They don't ask for money.
8. They're alot smarter than people think.
9. When you take them for a walk, they act like you're taking them on a cruise.
10. They love you unconditionally.
11. They don't have to go to sex rehab.